Nine Words Women Say.
1. FINE – this is the word women use to end argument when they are right and you need to shut up!
2. FIVE MINUTES – if she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
3. NOTHING – this is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. GO AHEAD – this is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!!
5. LOUD SIGH – this is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
6. THAT'S OKAY – this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. THAT'S OKAY means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS – a woman is thanking you, DO NOT QUESTION, or FAINT. Just say: «You're welcome».
8. WHATEVER – is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT – another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking «What's wrong? ». For the woman's response refer to #3!